Lack of words
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I don’t want to know what would compell anyone to say this sort of thing to a complete stranger.
There’s no way she’s not going to turn into a crazy ex who slashes his tires and lies about being pregnant.
The one that went “…relax don’t do it…” go ahead and youtube that and just listen to the words. Surprise.